Do you know about Siberia?

Have you ever heard of this place? It is very cold there and if you go during the right time of year you will find a lone wolf pack roaming the snow driven areas of this barren land. And standing behind them, a large man, with boots made from the skins of baby seals and a loin cloth sewn together from parts of real panther, so you know he's hot. And in his hand, while standing in this fearsome pose, you will find a dagger carved from the rib bone of Tyrannosaurus Rex. This man is the leader and ruler of Siberia, bow before him when he crosses your path and never look him in the eyes.